Cartoon: Sorceress (W. I. T. C. H.)



- What a delicious smell! I didn't have lunch...
- SH-SH-SH! Or they'll have lunch with you!
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Lard cakes, thistle sausage, burlap cake, pasta and jam, hair sandwiches, cheese ice cream and soft-boiled socks!
Quote Explanation: "dishes" that Blank prepared in the absence of the Guardians
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Who's in the kitchen? Blank is there! Hey, who's hungry in the kitchen? Who's in the kitchen? Blank is there! Blank knocks on the pot ... Boring. We need to prepare a recipe Blank - chocolate pizza! Hmm ... With pieces of fish.
Quote Explanation: The guards asked Blank to prepare sweets for the contest in their absence, but he decided to perform this task in his own way.
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And the root of this compulsion is equal to the sum of the sludg in parentheses!
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What is math without numbers? ... How do you count your tadpoles there? True, most will eat ducks.
Quote Explanation: talks to a toy frog while doing his homework
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This is how they cope with the trauma without closing their eyes, but realizing that there is no way out!
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Evil can sometimes rise, but in the end it will certainly fall.
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Is this a tutorial evil for dummies?
- Training manual history club.
- Phobos put up your hand?
- I doubt it. And my mother - Yes.
Now is the time to say in unison - "You were right, Caleb".
Quote Explanation: Not worth the strážnice attack on teachers.
1 Season 5 Series
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- Well, I'm not inclined to hasty conclusions and meager data.
- I also. How can you?!
- One thing is clear: Collins - werewolf with man glue!
- Yes! It is!
- What am I doing here?
1 Season 5 Series
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Live flies. With almost a kilogram.
- For fishing too much.
But at the time for dinner.
- Fu-u-u-u!
- Now you see why he praised my mother's stuffing.
Maybe he had a house lizard?
- Of course!
Quote Explanation: Straznicy follow your teacher, who bought a kilo of live flies. They suspect that he is a serpent.
1 Season 5 Series
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- What did he buy?
Glue.
- Glue? Why?
- Stick rubber human mask.
- Fu-u-u!
Quote Explanation: Straznicy suspect that their school teacher - snakes under the mask.
1 Season 5 Series
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I don't care how I look. More important to me who I am.
1 Season 2 Series
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I know that make the universe better.
- No... Really?!
Oh, I wasn't kidding! When Phobos oppressed Meridian, someone had to unite the people and save the world.
- Had me and not you!
But I created just for this purpose! Someone has to see the essence, Caleb: on the Meridian it was you, and my horizons are wider! Only I know how to create a perfect universe! All worlds will be United under my rule, no wars, no conflicts, no violence, no suffering. If I require obedience, it is only for the common good, for the sake of the new order. <...> Even death obeys my will!
2 Season 15 Series
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All superstition is based on something. But when a black cat crosses the road, he does not want evil.
2 Season 22 Series
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Beauty is more important than comfort.
2 Season 6 Series
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