Author of quotes: Steven Wright



You can't have everything - where would you put it?
Steven Wright
ironic quoteslife happiness
№ 244955   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:03
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Ballerinas always walk on tiptoe. Why not just take ballet girls taller?
Steven Wright
growth ballet
№ 230333   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:31
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Once I entered the restaurant, the sign which was written "Breakfast any time". So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
ironic quotesfood Breakfast
№ 161044   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:56
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