Author of quotes: Humberto Lopez

Making his way to the exit in a crowded bus, you must use the polite expressions that you gave in the face...

Writer at the autograph session should hold fans so that they had then not filed in court.

Go out on the street. The sun is shining! Clouds floating in the blue sky! The people around you! Think: No wonder he was born!...

The incompetent employee should, say, fire. Here, of course, the question is: how to determine - "incompetent"? Maybe he's just sleep-deprived.

Hardly. Not at all. Please... These words have caused confusion in the bus. And even the word "confusion" caused confusion...

Now I will refresh you. If you dumped the boyfriend (Here, goat!), need to do the following: lie down, stretch your legs, cross handles on your chest, close your eyes, breathe and wait, when all will end. Life failed.

In the fridge are the causes of poisoning. And on the door of the medicine. Convenient...

Irony is the highest class in humor. To laugh at yourself is extremely difficult. This is a sign of intelligence... what do you think, freak?

So hug that broke her rib. And they broke up. What a mess...

Well dressed. Groomed. Washed. Smells good. Shoes Shine. Bastard, in General..

Our vendors do not sell goods. They keep an eye on him.

"Losers" in St. Petersburg - a man with two higher educations.