Author of quotes: Andrey Danilko (Verka Serduchka)
This is not a defect, but a diagnosis.
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Viker 17-05-2022 / 15:32
Well, you have to get so drunk, Schaub forget to dance ...
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Viker 17-05-2022 / 15:32
Patriotism is when you do not cut your roots, but water them.
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Viker 17-05-2022 / 15:32
Old age - a lack of desire.
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MegaMozg 09-04-2019 / 11:14
I go to "storage" memory and "storage" after your birthday - blank, you know...
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:10
Yak remember how we sadly potatoes!.. Do you remember? Oh! Two sick women... I Swear! Take, comrades: put the potatoes in the morning, at lunch - to celebrate the evening - the harvest!!!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:06
Lida! No intelligent woman celebrates birthday with 12 for 31 on the night!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:02
I like Moscow! Like! Quiet, gangster town.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:02
Do you want me to drink?! I'll drink with you. But if you don't want to insult me tomorrow morning, not to drink with me tonight!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
Well, I think, you know, beggars can't be choosers and king Kong - Lil Wayne!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
... Oh, I think... Oh! Not thirsty, and I have!!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
.. Came protoganda! Oh! Slabosti... Temperature - 37'2... The nasty temperature! Well, I think UPS - I will not drink. Girls! Right now is the state of the world, where I sho know sho Made in China this UPS put?..
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
.. Two hundred-gram jar of mayonnaise, poured their antibiotics through marlechku. Pinch poured Nescafe Gold. Made his Hennessy! Why pay more?! The result is the same!!!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
People dobre! Di my car? Make sure to keep all platform - car no found!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
Eleanor Venerology - king Kong alive!!!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:56
