Author of quotes: Evgeny Reshetov

Again carefully looked at the girls, not hiding a grim look. Assessment of the amount of alcohol consumed that is required in order to turn them into attractive women who in no way could be compatible with vital signs of the average person.

During the relationship with her, I felt an irresistible attraction to suicide, and when we divided the marital property to murder.

Since you're so detail told about my family, I talk a little about your parents. They divorced more than two years ago. Not to do a sad pug, I'm not upset, and even amused, when I remember how dad found out about my mother's infidelities. It all started with the fact that in the pharmacy of his father into an outlaw and threatening him with a gun, took the entire day's earnings. Dad said nothing to his mother: he positions himself as a macho man, and then he was robbed. After that, his father went a couple of days terribly dark and brooding. All the questions of the mother, he only briefly answered back. Mom thought he was beginning to wonder about her infidelities, and nervous. On the third day it happened - dad bought that gun and came home. Mother saw him at the door with a gun in hand and tears in everything he repented.

In the restaurant came a young blonde silicone. She held the hand of a very elderly, but molodyaschiysya man with obvious signs of wealth. He was on a head below her effective date. Natasha saw them a thoughtful look. I also looked at them. My companion followed where I was looking and bitterly gave:
- What are you staring at her?
No, no, I just like to look at people.
Natasha shook his head disapprovingly, pulled my eyebrow and sarcastically remarked:
She, of course, not Snow white, poisoned Apple but I would have given her, and to you for such views.

- Well, you have friends, ' she said disappointedly.
- Jealous?
- Why did you take it yourself? What you do with the head?
What you have with tact - sometimes I use - snapped me.

"Yeah," I said, coldly. While driving here vaguely heard on the radio that the humidity today is big.
Natasha smiled widely and said, holding back laughter:
The highest humidity was in that year when "Fifty shades of grey" became a bestseller.

I glanced at her hair that Natasha had just stroked and said:
- There is a mens sign, that if she touches the hair on a date, then something can break off, but if she's touching your hair there, I looked at your pants, then it's a sure thing.

He uttered amazed:
Are you asleep or what, with her? Or just like a sheep in love?
- On a personal relationship between two people only need to know the two of them and her best friend.

Her behavior was reputed to be so geeky that even prostitutes called her a prostitute.

Poisonous Wilhelmina gave:
- Oh, Oh, Oh. Yes, you have friends there, so they threw a party for us. Quite Nuba pogamat to no one.
- I'm Czech not understand, ' I snapped.

It's the same as all. Is now somewhere in the kitchen in curlers and tearful reading female romance, where the simpleton from the village fell in love a few polished males of the world: one was a dragon, another a vampire and the third a sorcerer. And this peasant woman still picky about with whom she would associate such "interesting" fate, but her mind is only enough to all sleep, excitedly I blurted out, and thought for a moment. - Listen, and it's a good story for a novel. Take biting a female alias and nakropal a couple of hundred pages, eh? How are you? You see, I will be glorified.

Virtual money is like dark matter. It filled a significant part of the Universe, but no one was watching her.

- And does such a wonderful girl, young or not man? I asked, turning to the reconnaissance.
- It's complicated, well, she left from the answer. - How are your love Affairs?
- We broke up - I said, and added: 'Very quickly, almost instantly.
- For what? - said the girl. Her face was impossible to understand, she is pleased with it or not.
- She was just fat.
- You broke up with a girl just because she is fat? - with resentment in his voice said the nurse.
- More she broke up with me - I said. Now briefly tell how it happened. I told her that she's fat, she's themselves are not believed and continued cracking donuts. We thought the rope bridge where she fell and boomed in the gorge. So we broke up, I did not even had to tell her finally, and then she'd just offended.
- You're kidding? - hesitantly asked Natasha.
I loudly laughed. She caught my laughter. The idyll.
- No, it was so, ' I said, abruptly more serious. - Nah, just kidding, she died of AIDS.