Character: Fungus

Faced with a choice between "a dead father lying cold in the ground, and a living woman, warm and full of passion, in his arms, the boy showed amazing prudence for a man of such noble blood, choosing love instead of honor," says Gribok.

The great lords would have given us two more years of war, declares the fool in his testimony, it was the women who made peace. Black Ali, the Maiden of the Valley, the Three Widows, and the twin dragons were the ones who put an end to the bloodshed; and not with swords or poison, but with ravens, words and kisses.

What did Viserys have that she [Princess Rhaenys] didn't have? Little sausage? Is that all it takes to be king? Then let Fungus rule. My sausage is three times as big.

I looked at the snake and growled, feeling a growing headache:
- Why is she here the night creeps, honest people afraid of?
- She's more scared than you are of it - chuckled Fungus. - Hear behind-the-groin?
Yes, indeed, it smelled of something vile.
- It wasn't me, I quickly said. - I'm not so scared.