Author of quotes: Alex Kvashonkin

Well, if you somehow look and come somewhere, then do not be surprised that someone thought something.

Recently I was drinking with a friend and she said, "I Feel soup some shit?". I said, "No, it's fine soup." And she's like, "No, you just don't understand, women have more taste buds than men, so I can understand that this soup sucks, but you're not."
I thought it was so low to brag to other innate advantages.
Like to come to the village and shout: "Hey, cow, look, what it at me? Fingers! I can take the items!"; "Hey, octopus, what do I do? Joints!"; "McDonalds worker that I have? Self-esteem!".