Author of quotes: Vitaly Kosarev

And they say that the projectile does not fall twice in the same funnel. I think the shell can fall into the same funnel twice, if the vortex size with human stupidity.

If capital is self-expanding value, our bills are the most profitable investment.

In General, to imagine what a sovereign and sustainable Runet future - I recommend to open "Rutube". Open "Rutube" and then to imagine that this here is the whole Runet.

Tenants and housing and communal services - it's like the Montagues and the Capulets. Two distinguished families are internecine fights, and snow nobody cleans. To the feud faded, need to the tenant loved communalize, and then there was a few murders and suicides. "A plague on both your HOA, I am because you become food for worms, cockroaches, rats..." You all have deratization carried out?

[Dmitry Kiselyov: the Movie "T-34" in the next week will go on the big screen in theaters. Do not trust in the torrents! On pirated copies only a pale reflection, and resound of what you can actually see and experience in movies. It's like a kiss through a condom. So hurry for tickets, there's still time.]
Transfer your using a condom you need to watch Dmitry Konstantinovich. What is this? It aired Sunday evening and the final news broadcast! Such realism I was not ready. "Tickets"... "Hurry up for a ticket to a place for kissing using condoms"... Generally, of course, what we expect from a person who is under the New year already did that somewhere between the beginning of a rap career and coming out?

A great motto for the author of the broadcast news: "We show the reality the way they want to be."

Word of the year, according to the Oxford English dictionary, is the word "toxic". Word of the year, according to "TASS", "pension". But the word of the year, according to the Institute of Russian language named after Pushkin, "the spire". Yes, those guys that went to see the spire, you were supposedly a very toxic substance. Well, in General: toxic spire pension I would suggest to make a symbol of a bygone 2018.

2018 according to the Oriental calendar the year of the Dog, but we all know that it was for the year. It was the year of the mouse who steals. Now we technically between a dog and a pig. Of course, I suspect that we are somewhere in the barn. Overall, the year 2018 can be described as "Mme, a year...". To shout from Mamashov has become more dangerous, but we stay. Not to hurt someone's feelings is becoming increasingly difficult. <...> What else happened during the year? Everyone knew that six inches is not enough, eighteen is a lot, but twenty-four at the time. This is our second time chose Putin for the second time.

The best view of the TV through the crack of the facepalm.

"On the week of Abraham Sechin goes to deer". Every two weeks hunting big game, and every six months the Minister of economic development. Although as to whether it a big beast? He lost fourteen pounds. In General, something I don't think so. Putin catches a fish kill beasts Sechin, Medvedev makes the wine. It turns out it's some sort of subsistence farming. That is why they are the Minister of economic development wanted to put that he not led the country out of the stage of hunting and gathering.

Says Ramzan Kadyrov: "You are my context was ripped out!" Poor context, how much of it is already torn. In General, these typical stages of the reaction of officials to the scandal.

In Ancient Rome people were given at the mercy of wild beasts. And now experts on the "First channel".

You know what? I'm in the Bank. It is urgent to claim your money! To use to dive in there, for example. Beginning to understand Scrooge McDuck. I'm afraid that the Bank will tell me: "You are hard-core nonusers, we're confiscating your useless money!" Probably also when it was with civil rights and liberties. Generally, if the state will take away from us what we do not enjoy, very soon the state will be a lot of CD-ROM s, as well as molds for ice, a lot of mind and slow cookers. By the way, "Your money is transferred to the budget" sounds like a card from monopoly.

Curious what rang: a knife, a nonferrous metal, or still the key 32 for a crackdown in the country? In General, the news for a few days turned into some kind of sect of Putin passing through the frame. What news we have thus come? "Putin asked to raise his feet to vacuum the carpet"? Waiting for a press conference for this reason. I did and never worried more.