Author of quotes: Douglas Adams. Page 12

Human beings are great opportunists.

A lot of people are more strengthened in the opinion that a major error was made, first of all, when all was posposals from the trees. And some said, even if climbing trees was a mistake and never should have left the oceans.

- Look! he began, thinking to himself: "hell, youth is given only once!" and jumped out the window. At least, the initiative remained with him.

- I've often thought about this story in the garden of Eden, - said Ford.
- What kind of stories?
- Well, of course. The garden of Eden. Tree. Apple. Remember?
- Of course.
Your God placed in the middle of the garden with the Apple tree and said, "Do you guys what you want, but apples do not eat". They became terribly interesting, they ate the Apple and God jumped out from behind a Bush: "yeah! Gotcha!" But if they never ate the Apple, they would still be in trouble.
- Why is this?
- Dealing with the type who likes to leave on the sidewalk brick, covered with a hat, you need to be aware - this will not stop halfway. They achieve their.

Arthur was perfectly happy. It was terribly touched by that day all his plans come true by themselves. Only twenty minutes ago he decided to go crazy and chases through the meadows prehistoric Earth for chesterfields sofa.

- You know how the universe began?
- No.
- Imagine that you have a bath. A large round tub. Of black wood. Conical shape.
- Why bevel?
- Shh, be quiet. Conical bath. You fill it with fine sand. Or sugar. And then take the plug out - you listening to me?
- Listen.
- Take the plug out, and the whole thing goes through the drain.
- It is clear.
- You don't see shit. I haven't got to the bottom. You want to hear the essence?
- Want to.
- So look. Imagine you're making a movie about how this happens. How goes the sugar. Do you have a camera, and you shoot.
Is the essence?
No, not yet. And then you let the film through the projector and back. That's the point.
Back?
Yes. Reverse - exactly the point. And you sit and watch as the sand flows through the drain and fills the tub. Okay?
- You mean, what started the universe?
- No. I want to say that this is a great way to relax.