Author of quotes: Douglas Adams

In those days hearts were brave and the stakes are high, men were real men, women real women, and small furry creatures from alpha Centauri were small furry creatures from alpha Centauri.

I have a headache when I try to stoop to your level of thinking.

I don't want to die! I have a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache!

- If you get in trouble if you're cornered, if you have no other choice...
- Well?
- Be sure - we will come to help.

Maybe I just got old and tired of life, - he continued - but I think the chance to find out what's really going on, so absurdly small that there is nothing more to do but to send it all to hell and just do something useful.

In short, - said Arthur, - how much of your time I will save, if you spit on everything and go crazy right now?

- I wish you all the disgusting time, - said Arthur after them.
- Don't worry, - said Marvin. - So they will spend it.

Why think that the worst life can not be immediately, it becomes worse?

- All right, - said Ford, - don't panic!
- Who said I'm panicking? I just haven't mastered! Wait till I get comfortable and understand what was happening. That's when I start to panic!

- He's so kind, ' he said. - A pity I have no daughter. I'd told her not to marry him.
- I think she would have realized. From any point of view and with sex too, vogeny worse than star wars.

Nothing human is alien to Mr. Prosser, because he was a man.

Nothing moves faster than the speed of light, except bad news - they obey their own laws.

Mr l Prosser was, as they say, only human, in other words carbon-based bipedal life form, which derives its origin from apes.

They believe in "peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life and the elimination of all forms of life."