Author of quotes: Douglas Adams. Page 3

For a moment nothing happened. Then, after a second or two, nothing continued to happen.

Funny thing about life, is a tragic tone he said. - I think that is the limit, no worse... And then it becomes more loathsome!

Arthur stared at the screens, blinking his eyes. He lacked something very important... Suddenly he realized:
And tea on this ship have?

- What was it?
- I cried!
- No! Shut up! Looks like we have a problem.
- Are you saying that we have a problem?!
- Dentrassi?
- No, that's boots with steel cleats.
And who's this then?
- Well, if we're lucky, it's just the Vogons come to throw us into space.
And if you're not lucky?
- If you're not lucky, it means that the captain wasn't kidding when he promised at first to read us their poems.

They won't lift a finger to save their own grandmother from the ferocious Beast of Cocobola with Tralia, without an order, certified in three copies, incoming, outgoing, queried, lost, found, transferred to a General inquiry, lost again, and finally decayed and thrown in the trash.

- Did you have enough time to make suggestions and complaints.
- Enough time? Enough time! I first heard about it from a worker who came here yesterday. I asked him did he clean the Windows, and he said "no, I came to demolish your house." Of course, he didn't tell me this immediately. Hell. First he wiped a couple of Windows and charged me a fiver. And then said.

Anything I said the wrong thing? - said Marvin. In this case, excuse me. I must admit, I'm in a pissy mood, I'm depressed... Oh God, another self-satisfied door. Life! Don't talk to me about life.

Many believe that if we knew why the bowl of petunias thought what I thought, we would more deeply understand the nature of the universe.

Science, of course, works wonders, but happiness is much more valuable than innocence.

For the most successful life eventually became rather dull and monotonous. And that's beginning to seem that the whole point in some flaw inherent in the worlds where they lived: the weather in the evening is spoiled, a day for half an hour longer, then rose the sea is not of the shade.

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!

It was clear that protection will not last long. On the strength of four minutes, according to Ford Prefect.
Three minutes and fifty seconds, he said after a while, snapped a couple of useless switches and ominously looked at Arthur. - Seagull wanted?.. Three minutes and forty seconds.
Yes you will cease to believe in really?! - whined Zaphod.
- Cease - promised Ford. - Three minutes thirty-five seconds.

I prefer to be happy than to do it right.

When I eat cookies, - said Arthur, - I eat it, as it should.