Character: Marvin



- Grandpa, you can't skydive.
- Why the hell is that?
- Because you're eighty-seven.
- So what?
№ 413513   Added MegaMozg 13-02-2021 / 13:00
- My dick, Tatum. There is my dick next to it, - explained Marvin. - And I'm not going to let him near my cock.
№ 403155   Added MegaMozg 28-08-2020 / 11:45
BA... at First he seemed amazing. Peaceful, small town where everyone knows each other and people greet on the street. Sounds perfect, eh?
I don't know about ideal, but for my taste, pretty sweet.
The thing you have to understand, Tatum, is that when everyone knows each other, everybody has an opinion about each. And these opinions onto you, and sometimes crawl. Suffice it once to quarrel with a neighbor and know all about it. If your child got beat up at school, suddenly everyone pays attention to it. And these things are not gone, they are piling up. I was Marvin gray when he arrived there, and by the time I left, I was known as the Marvin Who Once Shouted At a town Meeting And Always Argued With the headmaster gray.
- Long name...
№ 401537   Added MegaMozg 28-07-2020 / 00:24
- Why don't you give this cat to a shelter? Or... throw on the highway?
- You need to give to the orphanage, said Tatum, took the Cup from Marvin and took a SIP of tea. - Look, just see that he had food and he smashed the whole house. We just moved in. And don't let him eat the fish.
- What kind of fish?
- Which swims in a bowl in the living room. By the way, buy her a fishbowl. I'm keeping the money.
- We have a fish?
Yeah. Ribc. His name is Timothy, and he seems like a bastard. Of you with him will make a good couple. Just take care of it from Freckles.
- This animal hates me.
- He hates everyone - said Tatum. Maybe, if you stop to throw him in sneakers...
- As soon as he stops to snap at me, I stop to throw sneakers.
№ 401287   Added Viker 24-07-2020 / 12:13
- I wish you all the disgusting time, - said Arthur after them.
- Don't worry, - said Marvin. - So they will spend it.
№ 378711   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 23:36
Why think that the worst life can not be immediately, it becomes worse?
№ 378675   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 21:48
When the forest burns, the trees burn along, Amy.
№ 276047   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:22
- You have a new life!
Oh, God, another one! groaned Marvin.
№ 271598   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 14:20
Comment
1
 
Funny thing about life, is a tragic tone he said. - I think that is the limit, no worse... And then it becomes more loathsome!
№ 268063   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:09
She was hoping to extract the light that lived.
But even Pandora so did not suffer by opening your box.
Because I realized that not#yd more digging where buried the only hope.
№ 193762   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:48
- We have for you.
- Sure, I don't like it.
- You like it. You get a new life.
- One more life? Oh no, not this.
Quote Explanation: Marvin the depressive robot.
№ 177592   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:35
The book has a mind and shows each reader what concerns him personally.
№ 140089   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:52
... Love is a very mysterious thing, almost not affected by magic, and absolutely does not fit with common sense. It is more reminiscent of the disease that occurs for unknown reasons and absolutely not giving in to violent treatment. Love usually goes away, disappearing without a trace, while <...> can at best develop into a friendship, and at worst hatred.
№ 139848   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:14
First day of school! Wake up!
- Give me five more minutes. I don't want to go to school.
- Not you, dad! To school I go!
№ 103410   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:45
- Do you see anything?.
- AHHH, I HAVE SOMEONE GRABBED.
- But that's me.
- Who are you? My conscience?
Yes, Dory, I'm your conscience, do you see anything?
№ 40841   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:51