Author of quotes: Mercury

In Finland the first snow!
8:00 I built the snowman.
8:10 My neighbour is a feminist asked me why I don't blind a snowman.
8:15 am blinded and even a snowman.
8:17 My neighbour is a feminist looked at the tempting Breasts women snow and began to complain that snowmen everywhere objectivesyou.
8:20 gay Family, living nearby, unhappy muttered: better to have concocted the two snowmen!
8:22 Neighbor-a transgender person asked me why I didn't just "Bigfoot" with removable operating parts.
8:25 Vegetarians in the neighborhood reproached for the carrot nose, they say, vegetables are food, not decoration.
8:28 a Black neighbor called me a racist because snowman and a snow - white.
8:31 a Muslim who lives across the street, demanded that the snow woman wore the hijab.
8:40 the police Arrived on a call about the abuse feelings.
8:42 Neighbor-feminist was asked to remove from the snowman a broom, which alludes to the role of Housewives.
8:43 the President of the homeowners Association threatened me with eviction.
8:45 Came to local broadcasters and asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women. Answer: "Snow globes?" (balls - eggs), Immediately received stamp: sexist!
9:00 I was on the morning news, calling a racist, a homophobe, a suspect of insulting the feelings of a terrorist, prone to inciting hatred during the bad weather.
9:10 interrogating Me, demanding to give out accomplices. Children taken by the social services.