Author of quotes: David Eddings

Among you I feel like a man of nobility. I talk with kings and Queens, the highest clergy. No, I'm not trying to mislead yourself, and don't think I have a clouded mind. I know and remember - I'm a bastard and a thief, and that this proximity to the nobility of the time. Most likely it will be until I'll be good. I'm tolerated, not accepted. Though I can't say that I lacked self-esteem and so low to put himself in their eyes. In any case, I accept this temporary equality. At least in order to communicate with intelligent people. Whores and thieves - not too pleasant company. Of course, when everything returns to normal, people are once again closed the door on me... But is it bad for a while to play it? And when it's over, I'll have even more reasons to despise you - noble, rich and well-born.

- What are your Emperor kind of person?
- Unfortunately, he is not a man but the embodiment of his title. He is a prisoner of customs and traditions, as we all do. He has to speak in legal phrase, so that to know him is almost impossible.

- Your Ladyship, I regularly attended services at the Church, with a special emphasis on preaching.
- It is surprising.
- Not at all. Many thieves go to Church. Bowl donation carries a lot of opportunities.
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Look at it from this point of view, Your Lordship. The Church distributes the money among the poor, isn't it? Well, I'm one of them. I just take my share when the Cup is passing me by. This saves the Church of its precious time and saves her from having to find me to give me money. I like it when I can be useful to someone.

Women - born merchants. They just love all sorts of deals. If you approach a woman and tell her: "I will do it for you if you do for me", she almost certainly will agree to discuss this topic. Women do not feed bread - give anything to discuss. And if you're not going to lose sight of what really is, it almost certainly will take the best of her.

- Watch your language!
- Can't Kurik. All the time prevents the nose.

People has long believed that the face is the mirror of the soul, and the body is only essential for life addition. So the Gods in their images give such features so that they reflected the Spirit of God, not trying to convey a physical likeness.

It's one of those hunches that covers young guys or deer, when they realize that they started hunting.