Author of quotes: Ben Elton

Seductive the idea of the existence of choice, the ability to survive, to make a global cataclysm bypassed your side, evoked strong emotions since the day when Noah built the ark.

Not for the first time people saw clearly the impending Apocalypse and decided that let it happen with someone else.

He realized the great truth, which he later embodied in the First Law of Hard Marketing. The law States that: almost everything we buy is crap: instant noodles, four-wheel drive, vaginal deodorants. Anyone can produce any amount of crap.

This man was a terrible bore. Greener all "green" holier than the Pope. As if he both believed in God, began to be treated by a therapist and quit Smoking. In General, it is banging non-stop.

Max was also the problem, that is, apart from its usual problems, he was a dunce.

Why a person becomes a COP? There are two main reasons. Either he wants to serve society, or he likes to get money for dashing look and the ability to give out commands right and left. The latter should not be encouraged, providing the fascist attributes.

As I recall, the works were created by artists, people with a special talent. And what did the consumers? They CONSUMED works, right? Sucked up and went with the feeling that their life has become richer. Because the audience paid for entertainment not to create it themselves.

Television negates any opportunity to speak, as has the physical property to attract the eye. No matter how boring the program and how interesting the conversation, which at this time is, the opinion is slowly but surely slipping away toward the TV, and constantly effort will have to return back. Televisions can now be seen in shops, banks, post offices and police stations. Their appearance in operating only a matter of time, and then the number of randomly cut-off limbs will increase dramatically.

Noise has added a rich set of contaminants that have developed industrial world to make their life even more unbearable.

They know about the prevailing belief among the passengers: the appearance of bags on the conveyor you have to wait so long because the movers can't decide what to steal. Passengers hate the movers and the movers hate passengers. This is a universal truth that knows no exceptions.

People are able to include a gas stove, not necessarily can become a chef.

- Come on! his voice was full of genuine surprise, - what is the problem? Some of us are rich and some are poor. What's new? I have a car, and you do not. I have enough food, and you do not. All of us as always, but you never complained. Why revolt now?

We are trapped in their beliefs. We are slaves of righteousness, which are forced to speak.

You cannot sell a liability, it's not a bag of chips!