Author of quotes: Vladimir Kunin

And "the Oprichnik" enraged Basil and Aaron raised the sails and angrily yelled at the huge military ships surrounded their boat:
- Assholes!!!
- What you looking at, podlyugi?!
- Do not you fucking bastards!!!
- They learn to shoot, you bastards!..
- You need to learn to live in peace, not to shoot, sons of bitches!!!

Let's get into our skin - people living permanently in the West! We extracted the livelihood of such efforts, some in Russia have no idea!.. A high standard of living in the West forced. You just have to live well, otherwise you will be thrown overboard... That's disgusting essence of capitalism! In the Soviet Union even people living from payday to payday, and then put on the table everything in the house when visitors come to them. We in the West will you see that! We are a society of misers! And this is one of the sources of our Western prosperity!

- But you're a real Russian man, Boris! - exclaimed the first mate in a whisper. - Are you not sick of all of these Ciprovica, the Goldbergs, Rabinowitz?! Climbed, you know, his pop-eyed, big-nosed face in all areas... Wherever you look!.. From the local clinic before the Politburo! Brought, you know, the country to handle, and now...
- Exactly! - laughed the captain. - No, to us, the real Russian people, gather'd in spirit, to remember our glorious past, but to arrange the whole of our poor country fifty indicative of anti-Jewish pogroms - that would have been! And hearty, and happy!..

On the deck of the "Oprichnik" in fright froze Aron and Basil. And from the pier, interrupting each other, they simultaneously yelled disgusting English language, all three representatives of the Turkish authorities. They are in a rage shook the documents of Aaron and Elijah, threatening gestures with his hands, roll his eyes, Squirting out of rage, saliva and even stamped her feet in anger. <...>
And with three representatives of the Turkish government went through a remarkable metamorphosis: cute, big smile kind and hospitable hosts, happily shocked by the arrival of the dear guests, shone on their faces!

From the galley popped another pirate, flashed a white-toothed smile and winked at VAS:
- In the galley everything is OK. Don't be lazy guys to wash the dishes immediately after eating - really builds character.
What a handsome guy! happily said Bob Chinese.
- Very, very cute! - confirmed an elderly Chinese man.
- Yesterday we took a French schooner, so it is so fun to shoot there policypage that about them even no pity bullshit.
And then from horror Bob briefly lost consciousness...

Fuck ass a squeeze, when there's the bell!

Oh, my God!... - thinly shouted Bob. If I was "Rabinovich"!... If only you get me out of here!...
And suddenly Rebecca took off the Bob from his lap, placed directly in front of him and said solemnly:
"You ask songs - they have me!" You want to be "Rabinovich"? No questions. We're getting married, you take my name, I'm throwing all four of us on call, and we're leaving here at its best!

- For three years I was behind him as behind a stone wall... you, said Bob. To me no convict could not approach - in this he was the "authority"... He told me as a brother now!...
"Too bad," grinned Klavka. I was just about to fuck. Now it is impossible. He your brother so that my brother. Sorry...

That night sorokadevjatiletnego Aron Rabinovich in working overalls was standing in the pub over a beer and was holding the salted bream. Right next to the bar the queue was scandalously swollen and throbbed from the pressure of eager to get beer without any queue.
- Hey guys! Well, stand you in the queue. Is it so difficult? Still standing, peace - loving said Aaron.
Three burly young men laughed. One sighed.
- Jeez... how long will the Jews in Russia in order to establish?! Oh, no Hitler for you, bastards!..
Aaron household hid white bream in the pocket of work pants and a kick to the jaw sent admirer of Hitlerism in deep knockout.

The creature, feeling guilt for the deed has already been a noble creature!

All the forces we take in love and hatred.

- Oh, my God! As astronauts for six months the two of us flying, I'll never know!
- It's very simple, ' said Aaron. - If one astronaut says to another that you need to pour in the engine is diesel, so he pours diesel fuel, not fresh water!

- Vasya, and Vasya! How to write - "fallen women" or "patchie women"? "Te" or "Te" in the middle?
- Write a "whore", do not suffer!
- No, You... should Write a cultural. More Marxen said: "a log - person vessel". So "Te" or "Te", Bob?
If cultural, then "Te", Aronchik, "Te"! "The fallen".

... When I show someone an animal is not endowed with good looks, I invariably ask the question: "what good is he?" Thus, asking "What good is he?..", you require to the animal proved their right to life, though they have not justified its existence...