Author of quotes: George Frumker

Grandmother granddaughter did not see for a long time,
And she confused my grandmother with a wolf.
Kids! Lest the wolf eat your bones,
Often go to visit grandmothers.

Reflections of a deer
Dad is proud of his horns.
Mom is proud of her feet.
So, the horns grow in the end,
If mom has beautiful legs.

Our funerals, unlike our lives, are well organized.

The old woman fell in love and cried all night in the oxygen pillow.

The rabbi is always short of time.

Yes, the explosion is training ... But where are the corpses? !! ..

In my obituary again, an error crept in...

What breasts! What a pity that you are a man ...

I'm going on a seizure, - said the liver.

And boldly looking into the eyes of the cyclops ...

I didn't want to get you pregnant ...

She didn't agree to the flesh until the wedding...

Wife is in the middle wanting
Because in life, anything can happen.
You power have to calculate:
And suddenly she'd agree.

We play love like cards.
The entire deck in our hands.
Who plays with a special passion -
Always stays out in the cold.
And love prolesta pages
Like the cards, grasp the basics.
But, most likely, out of habit
We stole steal aces.
Not aces, and not deuces, here it is.
We cannot, alas, be lucky.
Have nakapili the deck skillfully,
So the party we can not be saved.