Author of quotes: Adam Lennard. Page 1

Please pass by, otherwise I have to stand here and say something so amazing that I'll have to remember this for the rest of the day, and I don't want to. Thank you!

I for-me-cha-tel-NY. Try to deal with it, asshole!

I don't want to die! I love sex. And fluffy animals.

Since when is my underwear suits you? Take it off! Take it off face!

Hush! Hush! I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. Bad combination.

Clop-clop, clop-clop. Make sure that the hoof pounded! Who brought the horse in the bedroom? Ah... looks Like I'm sleeping in the barn.

I can't deal with the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!

It is not necessary. Don't put the noodles and the dumplings in the same boat. They will fight. The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.

I want you to take this stapler and got it in the forehead. It does not solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much. It's fun! Now go oblivia blood somewhere else.

Of course, I hear you. I just can't bring myself to leave. Go and drown in their own fucking tears.

You stare at the sun until your eyes dried up like raisins, and will not fall out of your skull!

When you score to work, things are going smoothly.

Let me give you a hug. Feel how I squeeze your pathetic little body. Bliss. Wonderful.

Your mother's at the door. Bury me. Bury me deep...