Author of quotes: Adam Lennard

Eyes. Your eyes. Stop them! They are trying to eat my face!

Life is a test and you fell in "name".

You know, it's easier to kill the vegetarians than invite them to dinner. Damn lentils!

I like your eyes. Hmmm... you raised your ass and now I see all the shit you piled on. While!

In theory, everything should be perfect. But really, I'm the best.

I love balloons. I want the ball. If you will not give me the ball, I pop one of them right now, now... you've been warned!

Lentils are evil. Absolute stinking evil. Get her away from me.
I think hell is a lentil soup.

Give me back my hands! The thief's limbs. You have all the hands in the fingers.

Of course, the zombies loved me. She gave me her heart. M-m-x-x-m-m. And your hand after marriage.

Yes, being in love is good. Especially if me.

I love you! No, I didn't say that, did not say did not say did not say. I just coughed... Yeah-yeah, cough.

I have a beaver, a dog, a cat and a bag. Now that I have it, you fuck off. All mine.

Don't eat jelly! Don't eat jelly! I'm from little frogs made it. Your teeth turn green... will be like little apples.

You know, you're not just any beautiful flower. Yes, even if I were, I'd be the grass and rose would be there to STRANGLE YOU FUCK!.. Love you!