Author of quotes: Hallgrim Helgason

Her voice gushes over me like a sprinkler hose - crooked plant. If I bought shares in her laughter, I would have to death could live on the interest.

To talk to women - it's like that with foreigners. Every word is a different language.

- You are unemployed because of circumstances or principle?
- This is my calling.

Icelanders seem to be distant relatives of Russian, which can leave the Fatherland only unconscious and absolutely not ready to go back sober.

To be a mystery writer in a country where no murder, this is not a sheep sneezing.

When the Norwegian Vikings discovered Iceland for how many there years to 1000 years, they found this land to the Irish monks, who already managed to call the island, meaning the Land of Christ, since Christ is their language sounded like ISA. But the Vikings took on the hearing of island as Island. And I'm thankful. Otherwise I'd be flying to Christiantiy.

This country sucks me, like a volcano, running the opposite. Feel like one day I Wake up in the winter snow woman with a pebble instead of a nose.