Character: Lisa Silvestri. Page 2
- I see you're not laughing?
- No.
Yeah, look at the screen! Isn't it funny? You see how he flew? Look how he flopped! Isn't it funny?
- No.
- Fallen over laughing since then, as is the light! What about you?
- But he's hit, he's hurt!
- The whole principle of funny is in the fall, and from that you cry.
- Ah! Oh... (is horrified)
- This said, even Chaplin. Lies a banana peel, people - and fuck, he slips and falls on the peel. In the hall laugh. It's two and two, and you're not laughing.
- No.
Well, I do not like you, you don't like comic stunts, but something you should like?
- (crying) Nooo!
- Good night, it's awful!
- Terrible! (continues to cry)
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:58
- See you in Milan.
- And soon you be there?
- Yes, soon - in 3-4 years.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:16
- Elia? That was the name of one of the prophets, it seems... Maybe you too can predict the future?
Soup will get cold if you don't stop talking.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:18
It's so easy to say "no" when not in love.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:35
- You seem to really love animals.
- Love.
- What about people?
- Suffer, but not much.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:35
I came back to say that you're crazy, ham, misogynist, rude and a bully!
- What else?
- You're a bouncer.
- Realized. You're in love with me.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:44
My name is Lisa.
- You are not to blame.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:44
- How old are you?
I do not remember...
- I would give less!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:29
- So you don't care, I'm naked or dressed?
- Still!
(Lisa takes off the costume):
- Then tonight I will walk around here like?
No!!!
- You're ashamed of me?
- No, do I have a cold.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:29
- You haven't said anything about my costume...
- What was I supposed to say something?
- Well, I suppose I've put it on for you. You like, don't like? Share your opinion.
- But you and yesterday it was.
- No, yesterday was different. Today I'm in a suit from Valentino.
From Valentino? I thought it was yours.
- Listen, explain me one thing - do you really like this or pretending?
- Really like that - pretending.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:29
Hotel "Crown"?
- No, it's a gas station.
- I want to book the room.
Is the gas station. You need gas?
- There is a single room with a bath?
- You tub of gasoline?
- A room? And double rooms too?
- I have the oil you need?
- Understand... there is no space...
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:29
