Character: The bartender. Page 1

- Hey, bartender! Me - Tropical drink and she was the most feminine drink!
Means two Tropical cocktails?

- Where's the toilet?
- I? Next to the bedroom.

- Can you help?
Yes. Suppose you are looking for a partner in crime. Or... Someone to play nurse with a slight dominance.
- Bro, it's Tuesday at 10 am.
- We'd like two Beers.

And before this bar was called "Pompey", everywhere is full of wreckage, marble of all sorts. Yes, just as it nor call, electrical wiring, cholera, has not changed. And the people, cholera, stayed the same, and the city, cholera, still the same.

- May I have fifty grams of cognac, please?
- Maybe just stolnichek?

- Mineral water without gas, please. I'm driving.
- All paid for, handsome.
- Yes? Then a big glass of whiskey.

- I think you are a very educated person.
- Who told you that you can think of?

- You know this girl?
- What You, I do not communicate.

- Hey, how you like to drink? We have Apple, pineapple, orange and a hit of today can offer a carrot.
Double carrot.
- Go to the children's menu?

- Do you really think the world will end?
Yes.
Perhaps we could have a lie down or putting your head in a paper bag?
- If you want.
- Will it help?
- No.