Character: Bender

Some decisions must be made thinking, even if you're drunk.

So sober so weak.

- Death sucks! And how you just mortals cope with it?
- Attacks of aggression.
Slushiest.
- Through denial. I'm immortal.

Love is not divided with the world.
Love is suspicious.
Love poor.
Love is fearful.
Love is greedy.
My friends, the great love without great jealousy does not happen!
I love you bags of bones!

- Goodbye, my friend.
Wait! Take me with you!
- Sorry, but robots don't go to heaven.
- The death of people...

The immortal soul of Calculon you have to guess the number that I have in mind. She is between one and three.
Four.
- Between one and three, not including one and three.
- M.
- He guessed?
- Yes, the figure that I was up to, it's the letter M.

- Come on Bender, your grandmother could push harder.
The Bazaar there, my grandmother was a bulldozer.

- You go on about the important decisions, but you, the robots, not their own will. Why pretend that your actions have meaning?
Our decisions have meaning. The fact that they are destined, not diminish their value.

- Wait! What the hell is going on?
- History.

If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!
If robots can't go to heaven, heaven comes to us!

- Maybe I am a little crazy?
- Yes, you psychoana my aunt, and she's crazy!

How about about a Threesome for a beer and to watch the destruction of the universe?
I agree!
- It is almost the same what I do every day.

- How can you live under the yoke of mortality?!
- Outbreaks of violence.
Total luhovitsy.
- Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

Anything you want, except immortality, a waste of time.
Yes, anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!