Character: Turanga Leela

- Death sucks! And how you just mortals cope with it?
- Attacks of aggression.
Slushiest.
- Through denial. I'm immortal.

- When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Having parents.
- Without a difference. The correct answer is to be a superhero!
- When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
- To have parents.
- Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!

I thought maybe a familiar voice will help you. Don't know if you heard it...
- Heard...

- You're mad at me, Leela?
- I can't stay mad. Because I'm in so much pain.

- Maybe I am a little crazy?
- Yes, you psychoana my aunt, and she's crazy!

In society there will be no progress until we learn to pretend to love each other.
Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.

- How can you live under the yoke of mortality?!
- Outbreaks of violence.
Total luhovitsy.
- Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

- Switch the channel! There is a political debate!
Fry said switch, when I saw them.

- Usually don't hit women...
- Then make it unusual!

- You are singing?
- No, I said you need to calm down, and I'm not allowed to sing, court order...

- Where's the chicken soup we asked for?
Here's the chicken, water and fire. Then she will be fine.

United steam. I love the future.
Fry, you're in the women's steam room.
- Futuristic.
- Well, life was before genetic engineering.
- Poor women of the twentieth century.

This is the most disgusting flight.
- Yeah, never gonna fly to the planet called "Cannibal".
- Me too, although fed nothing...

- Fry, I find it difficult to describe in words what a good! Such happiness, as in a children's home after a double serving of soup!
- When I'm with you, every day is a double helping of soup!
- I haven't felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.
- When I'm with you, every day feels like Double Soup Tuesday.