Character: Bender. Page 4

- We have to deliver the package.
- Let's throw it in the trash and say we delivered it.
- A better burn and say we threw in the trash.
- Have you run out of idiotic ideas?
- I still have... But tell me.

When I grow up, I want to be a steam excavator!

- Zero, zero, zero, one, one, one, one... a-a-A!!!
- Bender, what is it?
- A terrible nightmare! Ones and zeros everywhere. I think I saw a deuce. A real deuce.
- It's just a dream, Bender. Twos do not exist.

Class! If the supernova explodes in the same way as my old car, the flash will be on half the sky!
- Yes, the one who will miss this show, will regret a lifetime! By the way, fry, you're not going for the popcorn?

- Who are the dolphins?
Dolphin?? But dolphins are intelligent!
- Not this one. He wasted all his money on lottery tickets.

- An gazelka, gazelka!
- Nice ass, ass!

Good news!
- I hate that sound!

The hands fell off! I can't draw!!

- I need a calculator.
- Bender, you the calculator.
- I need a good calculator!

- Bender, love does not involve money!
Means a coincidence that Zoidberg is extremely poor and desperately lonely?

Fry, it was nice to meet you. Gonna go kill myself.

Very sad when a friend goes crazy and have to cook it for dinner... I'll zakupach water!

I hate those who love me, and those who love me, hate me!

Leela, I understand, very hard to find a guy with one eye... Easier to find a guy with two eyes and poke one out!