Character: Professor Hubert Farnsworth

There is only one hope, and as usual, it's Norwegian!
We have only one hope left, and as usual, it's Norwegian!

- I may not be smart, but I have a big heart, - said my mother.
- She was a wise woman.
- And also, that I am no one special.
Truly you are a wise woman...

How about about a Threesome for a beer and to watch the destruction of the universe?
I agree!
- It is almost the same what I do every day.

Fry, I admire what you did today, and I'm terribly ashamed that I insulted your intellect, your tiny little minds... Oh, well, again, I called you, dumbass... oops, I meant fake...

- How much time did he have left, Professor?
- Anywhere from minutes to billion years.
- Well, now you can plan around that.

You see, I suddenly got a heavy disease - Menasria!

And the bad news, the people, that the creature reproduces asexually. If bone vampire to leave one with pleasant music and porn with a bone vampire, he will be able to play dozens of deadly offspring.

- How should we be freaked out?
Somewhere between "nothing" and "very".

- Professor, you can connect my head to the combat computer?
- I can connect anything to anything, I'm a Professor!

I remember it like it was interesting.

- Fry, I'm ashamed that I insulted your intellect, your pathetic, pitiful intelligence.

Good news, friends! I taught the toaster to feel love!

I don't understand why you don't give me to implant a laser weapon into your chest - you will kill anyone who disobeys you. Ah, but perhaps we're different people.

Goodbye cruel world... goodbye, cruel lamp... Goodbye, cruel Drapes.