Character: Hermes Conrad



- I went through a difficult path: I was expelled from college, joined a gang, took away a loan from a business tycoon. I have sunk into the abyss of despair, drug addiction and cheap prostitution!
- Man, well, you had a day!
Futurama Bender Hermes Conrad
funny quotesprostitution addiction the bottom credit
№ 421163   Added MegaMozg 21-06-2021 / 01:00
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- Hermes, I've missed you terribly!
Yes you do everything terribly.
- Welcome back old friend, I missed you terribly!
- You do everything terribly!
Futurama (Futurama) Dr. Zoidberg Hermes Conrad
7 Season 7 Series
№ 129378   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 20:16
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Also, in your gut there is a rectangular mass.
Is a calculator. I ate it to gain his power.
Futurama (Futurama) Hermes Conrad Computer
6 Season 6 Series
№ 115690   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:32
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- How should we be freaked out?
Somewhere between "nothing" and "very".
Futurama (Futurama) Professor Hubert Farnsworth Hermes Conrad
funny quotesfright
№ 113810   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:36
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- Professor, you can connect my head to the combat computer?
- I can connect anything to anything, I'm a Professor!
Futurama (Futurama) Professor Hubert Farnsworth Hermes Conrad
funny quotesscience scientists
№ 113805   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:36
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- I miss my wife and oxygen.
Yes, Yes, we too miss loved ones and gases!
Futurama (Futurama) Professor Hubert Farnsworth Hermes Conrad
2 Season 16 Series
№ 26945   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:21
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