Character: Bender. Page 3

I play poker with former colleagues in krienke. Join us!
I don't know... I only play with suckers.
- I will play!
- AND I!

- Who are you talking to?
- Shut up, your mother, anyone - take your pick.

- Dead, I will save only mouth to ass.
Will do!... Does not help.
- I'll die happy in the thought that you fell for it!

Don't beat yourself up, just beat yourself rusty chains in the face.

Baby, don't want to kill all men?
Wanna kill all humans, baby?

Goodbye to you all!
Don't touch my stuff when I die...
They mined!

Hey, maybe he's right.
- Maybe my ass from ice cream, but that doesn't make me treat.

My story is similar to yours, only more interesting because the main character is a robot.

"Blackmail" sounds like something vulgar, I prefer "extortion".
(Blackmail is an ugly word. I like the "extortion" sound like music.)
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

Compare your life to mine and then kill yourselves!

Don't hit me!.. I'll betray anyone!
Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone!

You know what cheers me up? Mockery of other people's failures.

- The planet is about to explode, and we ran out of gas! Bender, I told you to fill us before departure!
- Refuel when we get back!

I know fry's rich, but we have to go to these cylinders?
- You don't understand how rich he is. You can even put on a monocle!