Character: Bender. Page 2

I want to live! I have a lot of things are not stolen!

- Is that what they broadcast is right in a dream?
- Yes, but perhaps in the twentieth century there was no advertising?
- It was not a dream. Only on radio and television. In magazines, movies, sports, buses, milk cartons, t-shirts, bandannas and in the sky, but not in a dream! No way!

I read your sermon when you Abdovitsa and lying on the sidewalk?
Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?

I hate people who love me. And they hate me!
I hate the people who love me. And they hate me.

And of course, if everything around is bent, the guilty robot designed for bending.

- Bender can't be Santa! He's absolutely the wrong model!
- Yes well?! If, for example, the robots in my model do not steal, but I didn't stop to steal a purse from Lila!

- I got bit in the ass!!! Why is it no one kisses?
Okay, now go.

This is the most disgusting flight.
- Yeah, never gonna fly to the planet called "Cannibal".
- Me too, although fed nothing...

- AAH! We all omraam!... Yes?
Yes.
- AHHH!

I won't because I'm cool, but because popular? Yay, I'm popular!

Fry, though, you're a piece of meat, but you're my favorite piece of meat...

Posers! I hated Zoidberg before it was cool.

Yes, I don't need alcohol! I can quit at any time.

Are you trying to steal from our boss?
- I want to, but he does not!