Character: Bruce Wayne (Batman). Page 3

- Computer, how do I put the Joker in Arkham asylum the path of least resistance?.. Computer, can you hear me?!
- Hello, master Bruce. I just blocked your access.
- Damn!
- Sir, it's time for you to say goodbye to unhealthy habits. You can't spend your whole life alone, black clothes and without a night's sleep. A little responsibility won't hurt you. I suggest you begin with the education of your son.
- I'm sorry. Now I don't even know what was going on.
- You adopted the orphan at social events.
- It was sarcasm!

- Here you are!
- Kya!.. Oh, Alfred! I'm sorry, man! It's all my incredible reflexes!
- Didn't cost me that's up to you to sneak up, sir. Once again you looked at old family portraits?
I'm not stared at!
- Sir, we've already been through all this in 2016. And in 2012. In 2008. In 2005. 1997. In 1995. And in 1992. In 1979. And in that strange and incomprehensible 1966...
- I'm much older...
Want to talk about their feelings?
What?! No! I don't want to talk about anything!
Sir.
- No.
- Sir!
- No! No! No! No! No!
- Sir?
- No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Boom-Shh! Boom-Shh! God, if only we wrote it down!
- ...
- Not recorded? Alfred, what did I say?! Always. All. Write!

- Welcome home, sir! Start the playlist the Bat-cave. Something interesting happened today, sir?
- I again saved the city. It was cool. It is time to eat.
Alfred left you a lobster in the fridge, sir.
- Oh, yum! I can't wait. Deserved... Really deserved...

- Computer, I'm home!
- What is the password?
- "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"
Thank you.
- Always please.

Hello again, my fanatical fans! Heard in SOC. networks and discuss only my swanky new "LEGO Movie: Batman". It's like the first "LEGO Movie", only much cooler, because it is entirely about me favorite! But as cool as I am, one movie in a week is not enough, I'll have two! Check it out!

Batman left... Oh, no! Wait! Batman is back - forgot the MIC to quit.

Oh, Hey! Sorry. I've been writing crazy lyrics, didn't see you. But, once you've interrupted the flow of thoughts, will tell you about my new "LEGO Movie: Batman". The script rezhisura, music, choreography and precise beat-Boxing - all mine. Because I'm Batman!
While there was a time I even put together a video of some, but not all of my exploits and jokes. You will like it!

Sometimes only madness that makes us who we are.

- I seem to have lost the ticket.
- Your wife said you were taking a cab.
- My wife?!

I don't run away. The bullet did not take. I don't take. But I know the pain. I know the pain. And sometimes I share it with you.

Ladies. Lord. You ate heartily. Ate all the welfare of Gotham. His spirit. But your feast came to an end. From this point, you are all doomed.

Army of Brainiac destroyed our world. Thousands died, even more people were left homeless. President Kane asked me to lead the rescue work, and I could not refuse him. I had to leave the Justice League in the experienced hands of Barry and Hal together they will turn the young heroes in the army of good, which was not yet on Earth.
But I only partially retired - all this time I was preparing for the return of Superman: Kal-El vowed to escape from the Phantom Zone. It would be foolish to consider his words an empty threat.

Wait... so Batman lives in the basement of Bruce Wayne?
- No, it's Bruce Wayne lives in the attic Batman.

What were you trying to prove? All in the depths of the soul as ugly as you? You're the one!