Character: Georgy (Gosha)

- I am the master mechanic of the highest order, by the way, is also unmarried.
- But it's more talking about your shortcomings than merits.
Is nothing said, just my bad luck.
- And, Yes, she certainly was a bitch?
- No, she's a wonderful woman.

- Late return, all Union business, or what? I'm here two hours stuck...
Why?
Had to see you.
Why?
- Pulls.
- Ah! Good reason.

Of course, in the family the man should be superior. If the wife has a larger salary or a higher position - this is not a family.

I love my friends because, despite the fact that we know each other for a thousand years, we still always new and interesting for each other.

Love my job, because when I go in, there starts to spin what I'm spinning.

- Was a Roman Emperor Diocletian, by the way a very good Emperor, and so, so to speak, at the apex of his Empire, he abdicated and retired to his village, and when Rome came to ask him to return to power, he said, "If only you saw what I grew cabbage, you'd stop asking me.".
- And never returned?
- No. So don't all want to be leaders. Although, in fairness, I must say that it seems that it is almost the only case in world history.

- You said that if the wife salary is more is not family. Well, how do you expect her to tell you!
- You don't fuck with brains: she lied to me!
- No, this is a misunderstanding!
- No, its principled position, okay?
- Not-e-et, this is a misunderstanding!
- No! It is found that for her the person's social status is higher than his... my personal status!
- Translate...

- What in the world?
- There is no stability. The terrorists have once again hijacked the plane.

To protect and make decisions - it's men's duty. This is normal.

- You have something going?
- What if I am?
- Then, on-on, quickly peel the onion.