Character: Eduard Kuzmin (Kuzma)



- ... And in the Internet some morons sit!
- Where are you going?
- The Internet.
228 Series
№ 366373   Added MegaMozg 12-04-2019 / 02:16
Is that all? That's nothing, I'll help you.
- What, really?
- Of course, Kuzya. People should help each other. But you almost people.
127 Series
№ 365880   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:17
- The old man, explain how you win?
- Then logic is needed.
- So I ask: how do you win?
Quote Explanation: Play poker.
№ 296094   Added MegaMozg 01-08-2017 / 06:57
- Chiriqui!
What?
Four of Chiriqui!
It's called "caret".
It's called "my grandmother".
Quote Explanation: Play poker.
№ 296075   Added MegaMozg 01-08-2017 / 05:54
Masha, in front of you and I want to apologize: I'm sorry about the Shiner! I'm there, in the nightstand badger fat left, smear. Masha, you is not think of me. You'll find yourself a normal kid! And everything will be fine!
№ 296055   Added MegaMozg 01-08-2017 / 04:54
- Hey, they even macaracuay my alarm clock was stolen!
- But for this they thank you!
Quote Explanation: Room of students in the hostel was robbed.
№ 296053   Added MegaMozg 01-08-2017 / 04:48
- Kuzma, why not?
- What's a raccoon?
- Why not in English "why not?"
- Aah... But what a raccoon is?
№ 296051   Added MegaMozg 01-08-2017 / 04:42
And remember: all that we are told it's a secret.
- Sanya, you know... I grave. Grave graves!
3 Season 33 Series
№ 162733   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:26
I was late, because in the dream I thought that I couldn't sleep.
1 Season 33 Series
№ 138321   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 18:48