Character: Patient. Page 1

- You're pregnant.
- It's impossible!
- Are you a virgin?
- No, but...
- You're pregnant. Mazeltov.

- I'm not pregnant.
- Sorry, but you cannot make such a conclusion, if you have no stethoscope. The rules of the Union.

Thank you so much! I have to give You a gift or something...
- Sometimes the best present is if I'll never see again.

The last time I feel freedom in the joints and often sick. Maybe I'm over-training? I'm running the marathon on ten miles a day, but I can't seem to lose weight.
- Raise your hands. You have a parasite.
- Something like a tapeworm?
- (make US) Sit back and lift up your sweater. You can give up.
Anything can be done?
- Only within a month. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple States.
- Illegally?
- Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They give it a name, dress it up in tiny clothes, allowed to play with other parasites.
- To play?..
- (the monitor shows ultrasound with a baby) he has your eyes.

- Have it your way. Immaculate conception.
- What do I do?
- It's obvious! To create a religion!

We are all insignificant, smug creature crawling on the earth...but not deprived brains, and so occasionally, if you work hard, behave like normal people.
It means that every life is important to God.
- But not for me and not for you. Judging by the number of natural disasters, and not to God, too.

- Mom, who are these people?
- Two arrogant bastard who saved your life.