Character: Penny. Page 4

- Can it wait phones and chat like normal people?
- It is possible. But thanks to Steve jobs don't need.

- I have one question: Bernadette says about me?
- Oh, how!
Really?
- Yes, just yesterday she asked, "Why is Howard hiding under the table?"

- Oh, my God, why is he such a dick when you're drunk.
- No, he's always like that, just you don't usually hear.

- Wow, you really are a genius.
- No, I just googled how to do it.

- Sheldon, what are you, the film didn't like it?
- No, quite the contrary. I think the Grinch is the real entertaining character. And I was on his side until the moment he succumbed to social conventions, returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a bummer?

- Come on, Sheldon, I want...
- What?
- So you took me.
- Where shall I take you? You're not dressed.

- If I take it off, Sheldon wins.
- Honey, he wins every morning when she wakes up alive.

You don't always have to do what a woman wants. ... What?
- Yes. Just... rethinking my whole life.

- I have done stupid things. You have done stupid things. We can recognize that we're even, and continue to live as before?
I didn't do anything stupid.
- Let's compromise.
- I have already taken it. I'm willing to admit that you did something stupid.

- Tell me something I don't know about you.
- I own nine pairs of pants.
- Well, that's a good start, but I thought about something this personal.
- Oh, okay. I own nine pairs of underpants.
- Let's I'll start.
I don't want to know how many underpants you own, but from what I saw on the floor of your bedroom, thousands of them.

- Sheldon, I know you for many years and will tell you with all the love which is capable of. Amy's right and you're wrong.
But you don't even know..
It does not matter!
But in my defense..
It does not matter!
But you don't even want to hear my point of view!
- Okay, Sheldon, what is it?
Well..
- No, I support Amy.

And you don't want to ask, how I know?
- Penny, nobody likes a smartass.

I love these games. My friends and I play with them.
- Well, in our case is a little different. It is a tradition of the elite University.
And Princeton!

- If it's any consolation, I'm sure that every minute without your hot arms and scarlet lips is it hurts like hell to Leonard.
Thank you.
- Seriously?! Did you buy it?