Character: Penny. Page 2

- Have you thought about advertising aimed at women?
- Well, like this: put a sign in the window says "Women, not stupid! Not afraid, go!"
- Listen, did you even read the responses about their school?
- Yes, but on the Internet everyone is angry, I try not go there.
- Well, Heather Ha writes: "the Owner stared at me and all the time never even blinked"... But Kelly Um writes: "This bugger, the owner of the shop asked me to go on a date with him, and then he called himself a dick, even before I turned him down"... Jessica Ka: "I told this guy to the owner that I liked his shirt, so he took it off and gave it to me"...
- I see... you are evil... everything.

- Worried about Sheldon.
- Come on, he's a grown man in my late 30s, though he pretends to be the adult who 20.

Hey! We're going to dinner, wanna join us?
Well, I would be happy. But I realized that I had become too emotionally vulnerable. So I reinstall my life as an operating system otchityvayasj to a more stable version 2003, the day before meeting with Leonard.
- He refused.

- Sheldon, I can't believe you bought us a wedding gift!
- I don't understand your surprise. I watch movies and know how people behave.

Sometimes I also worry that suddenly you will leave me for someone like you.
But I'm not understand, why are you even with someone like me? So why should I go to someone like yourself?..

- Excuse me...
- Yes?
- Hi, I... I'm Leonard...
Sure? And somehow uncertain sounds.
- Yes... no... Right. Like...

You're very good man!
- You're a bad judge of character.

- I will not spend days choosing what to wear on a date that means nothing... All the time thinking if you met. Is this who you want to have children. <...>
Maybe you just its not found?

- Well, sorry! I feel like a fool!
Yeah it's not so bad. You lost money, you feel ashamed, you got groped by a stranger. So, the program Vegas made.

- Penny, you were recording shows on our DVR?
- No.
- Answer honestly, you're not on the court. ... It will be too late.

- Sheldon, hi.
Hello. How can I help, ladies?
- We want something from you.
Started... Mom said that something like this always happens to pretty boys in the big city.
- No. We need some information.
- A. Well, I have in excess. Learn, girls!

- I can't believe it! I skip work for Disneyland!
- What did you tell your boss?
- I thought of everything and did step by step. Yesterday at 7pm I reported the problem in the lab and casually mentioned that going out to dinner for seafood. At 21:30 I called him and said that the scallops some strange taste. And at eleven-thirty at night I was called and told that I pour like a fire hose. Fifteen to one I scored him again and uttered only the sounds of retching. And here I'm going to Disneyland!
- Penny, and how did you get excused?
- We have in the cafe is enough to say "good-bye, boys"...

- I'm sorry! But we actually solved my problem!
- And, Yes, Yes... But, what the hell is the problem?
- The man who can't talk to women, try to arrange a romantic date with a girl who suffers from so strong social anxiety that may not be in the company of other people.
Yes... no luck.

- Thank you for letting me join your bachelorette party.
- You're kidding. Did you bring expensive wine, and made fondue. I've slept with guys for a much smaller amenity.
- ...
- ... Yes this is a joke! ... based on real events...