Character: Penny. Page 3
- [knocks] penny. Penny. Penny.
- What?!
- Amy pointed out to me that since you did something nice for me - I have to return the favor. So, Yes, I will come to see your stupid play.
- ... And I don't want you to come.
"Why not?"
- Go to need not because you must, but only if you want it.
My God, and again the rules?! When's this gonna end?! May I join because I want to go?
- Do what you want, okay?!
Wait... So I do what I really want, or what I should want?
- For God's sake, just come to me and everything!
Okay. I don't want to, but in this, at least, have some meaning.
6 Season 17 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:28
- Listen, our acting course shows Friday play. You want me to put you and Amy on the guest list?
A terrible idea! Why do we need it?!
6 Season 17 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:28
- Let's try again. And pay attention to your body language: when you sit all skukozhilas - you're shutting the audience out, but if you're open and relaxed - it will attract their attention.
- Okay... so what position then I need to take?
- ... Try the open.
- If my friend's flag has taught me anything, it is trust in the wind. But only if you firmly tied to the pole.
6 Season 17 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:28
- I understand, penny, you want to know about the flag more?
Yes. You don't even know how many times on the steep party, comes to the flags, and I could not keep up with the conversation.
6 Season 17 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:28
E: Well, here in the hammer written - "Whoever's holding this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
B: Who decides who is worthy? Hammer, or what, decides?!
P: Yes!
A: No!
...
E: he can solve, he's the hammer?!
P: You said that it's a magic hammer!
A: Yes, but he is not able to make decisions.
P: the Magic Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, but can't Thor's hammer?!
E: How do you talk to if you compare a magic wand with hammers!
6 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 23:03
- I'm a big fan of homeostasis. You know what this is?
- Of course not.
- Well, of course not. Homeostasis is the ability of the system to maintain the constancy of its internal state and the stability of physiological functions, such as temperature or ph.
The worst bedtime story I heard.
- The fact that I don't like change. Therefore, despite your feelings, I want you to continue Dating Leonard.
- ...
And yet, once we went to this conversation - have you been using the other shampoo. I don't like this new smell... Please stop this insanity and go back to green Apple.
6 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:42
- It's even better than dad!
- No dog's better than dad.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:42
- Listen, she just wanted to say that we love each other, so no matter when we get married tomorrow or a year from now, or 50 years.
- Fu, 50? We'll be old and ugly.
- Yes, but we'll be old and ugly together.
8 Season 24 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 13:05
- Are you going to work in the mine?
- What is it?
- You have a panic attack happened when we in the car wash stopped.
Perhaps the emotion to which you refer has been caused by astonishment by your desire to have something to wash.
8 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:50
- What do you want?
- Alcohol.
- More specific?
- Ethyl alcohol, 40 ml.
4 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 17:53
- Now you, probably, the main athlete in the gang?
- Why only him? Let me remind you that you're a Fisher, hunter, herder and the water boy Quidditch team, which took third place at Griffin Park.
- Yes, the sight of your guy running around the field with a broom between your legs, unforgettable.
8 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:40
I think you know why I'm here.
- Well, I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses and to report back to their alien masters.
3 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:26
- We're going skiing in Switzerland?
- You'll ski, I'll fall.
3 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:26
Trust me, sex does not make you an adult.
- Yes, otherwise you would have been the oldest of us.
7 Season 14 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:13
Ten minutes have passed, we do not have time!
- Be cool guys? That's for sure.
Quote Explanation: The guys buried in the laptop trying to get tickets to Comic-Con.
7 Season 14 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:13
