Character: Penny. Page 1

Is it possible to grow out of friendship?

If the world is something that has the power to wipe out the smile of happiness from a future date, this has been the best friend that sits next on the bed, looking into the void glass eyes and is about to drop dead from boredom.

Once Elliot tried to hint that he likes boys, and his dad said, "Nothing, son. Everything eventually passes." If sexual preferences are so easily changed!

Sometimes I think school is a large theatrical performance in which each has a role to play.

Teachers should not hang out with teenagers. They should be worried about school inspections and to mark something in the books- well, or what they were even in the teachers doing?

- Hi, Penny! I came to give you this.
Pennies? Thank you.
- Now that you owe me...

- Who is coffee liqueur ice cream?
- AA, so here it is, peer pressure on the subject of alcohol consumption. And here I thought I was a no offer. Be kind!

- Come on! The less you know - sleep tight.
- "The less you know - sleep tight." Is that the motto of your community College?

- Listen, I wanted to take the shot.
I don't drink.
- I drink. I'll teach you.

- I remember the day we met.
- It was Monday afternoon. You've eaten with us Indian food.
I can't believe eight years have passed.
- And do you still eat our food.

- Oh, you're awake.
- And I'm not sleeping.
I told you, pillow cases with the "Walking dead" is a bad idea.

- I worry not for the money or form of the enterprise, but because of how you feel about me.
Well, I think I'm nice to you. Therefore, in the contract I pointed out that your contribution to the invention is equal to my.
- Oh, that is so you don't think his contribution is yours.
- No, now I don't say so, as I said in the morning. But then Leonard told me not to say so.
And so whenever we work together!
Hey, wait a minute, what if Sheldon will have to treat you with respect?
- What Sheldon on the back neck has a button, which we didn't know?
- No, but we can add in a contract clause stating that he will not be able to mock Howard.
- And what will guarantee performance?
- All terms of the contract guarantees my signature and internal code of honor.
And his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- And this, too.

- And here this pretty.
- Is tattoo tears eyes doesn't mean he killed someone?
- Yes, and he is now very sad...

Oh, and how many dates have you had?
Two. Needless to say that this is as much as two more than zero.