Character: Campbell

Nobody listens to you if you are crazy.

- What do you think now about It?
- She'll think I'm crazy, and I'm so crazy.

- Need singers.
- Who sits in front of you?
- Crazy.
Singing crazy!

- What is the prize?
- Come up with. A trip to Elvis Presley in a time machine, anything!

And our next song for the application to strike out the sixth chamber, who told me that her control aliens from another planet... sing, the nurses are just doing their job.

- What do you plan to do when I get out of here?
- Yes, I have lots of plans! Getting drunk with my pals, holiday in the Seychelles. Or to Mallorca, I'll slum it... And lose my virginity. I'm 19. I think I should lose my virginity. Really?
- My mom thought you could return to your exams.
- I can't say that this was my first thought.

- You did all this in a day?!
- Yes! Don't want to be a maniac?

I hate to take advantage of someone's illness, but she insisted.

- It's worse than I thought.
Here it's worse than you thought.

I don't have to obey the whims of time and space!

- You picked a bad time. Tuesdays at 7 PM is "Emmerdale".
- So I have to start at 7:30?
- Then they'd miss EastEnders.
- 8:00?
- No chance. "Bill." TV is not just entertainment. It is rather a way of life.

We'll be arrested. We lay charges! This is the most glorious day of my life!

Know what I realized? Between insanity and genius is one difference - the right time! Set off a fire extinguisher in a psychiatrist office and you immediately put! Do it in front of an audience - and it's all high farce!

- Everything all right?
- "Normal"?! We killed it out there!
- That explains the fire extinguisher.