TV series: Welcome to the nuthouse (Takin' Over the Asylum)

- Today is a very good movie.
- Where?
I don't know where something exactly goes.

We are loonies and we are proud!

Nobody listens to you if you are crazy.

- What do you think now about It?
- She'll think I'm crazy, and I'm so crazy.

- Need singers.
- Who sits in front of you?
- Crazy.
Singing crazy!

- Why do you drink so much, Eddie?
- A lot? To forget.
- Forget what?
- [Drinks] I forgot.

- What is the prize?
- Come up with. A trip to Elvis Presley in a time machine, anything!

Eddy, you are 38 years old and you're still not married. I promised your mother before her death that will see you marry. You want me to die and burn forever in hell fire?!
- I just haven't found the right one.
I think I've found the right?! I think your mother found a suitable?! All those blue eyes and slender legs... we find only misery! But the Lord sent us to this earth to suffer. That's why he came up with Stalin.

And our next song for the application to strike out the sixth chamber, who told me that her control aliens from another planet... sing, the nurses are just doing their job.

Trust me, if you had to create something that will surely drive people crazy, you would create a psychiatric hospital.

They want to get rid of you. Here always do. They never say: "you can't do That" or "can't have", but you have no possibility. If you want to hang the poster over the bed, they say that there are no buttons. If you find the buttons they tell you it'll ruin the paint on the wall. If you find the paint, they say that the color is not suitable. They never actually stop you, but somehow you just stop.

- What do you plan to do when I get out of here?
- Yes, I have lots of plans! Getting drunk with my pals, holiday in the Seychelles. Or to Mallorca, I'll slum it... And lose my virginity. I'm 19. I think I should lose my virginity. Really?
- My mom thought you could return to your exams.
- I can't say that this was my first thought.

- You did all this in a day?!
- Yes! Don't want to be a maniac?

I hate to take advantage of someone's illness, but she insisted.