Character: Grandma

- Are you sure that it is not necessary to cause -- any wrecker?
- Young lady, I restored the hard drives and write codes, when you were still chasing boys across the school yard. <...> And in General, who do you think taught Bobby everything he knows?
- Bobby?..
- He was 68 cm when he was born. It looked like a large brown bean in a diaper. Mom said he went out for a long time, as the handkerchief of a magician.

- I want to die! I have no reason to live. I don't want to live anymore! But I'm afraid of another world... Maybe he's as fierce as this one. I'm scared...
- Don't worry! Afterlife is good. This is heaven, everything is fine, there are no bandits.
How do you know?!

- You brought the crazy?
- It was either, or inflatable doll. I was afraid that the inflatable will get drunk and embarrass me.

- Maggie, you can't! This is my private area, a place for immersion in Zen and meditation...
Glen, who's there?
- Shut up, grandma!!!

If you died in our land, then we would have had to bury you. Smile. You want women and the old man digging holes for graves. Faster get well and don't make us worry about causing trouble.

She doesn't know what's ahead, but not afraid to fall.

Eddy, you are 38 years old and you're still not married. I promised your mother before her death that will see you marry. You want me to die and burn forever in hell fire?!
- I just haven't found the right one.
I think I've found the right?! I think your mother found a suitable?! All those blue eyes and slender legs... we find only misery! But the Lord sent us to this earth to suffer. That's why he came up with Stalin.

- So you want to work in radio?
Yes.
- Then work on the radio! But you have to find a wife or be alone. Ask crazy one to be your wife.
I thought you didn't approve?
- To live with you, the girl must be crazy!

Under no circumstances it is impossible to give up - and then you'll win.

I prefer to live differently. To live dangerously.

Alyosha, this, unlucky! All it does is cause trouble! Here will marry the first counter and going to live with him. You from it forever look to turn up. At night in the pillow cry, Alyosha your remembering!..

I'm too old to die!

I always say, "Either nature inhibit you or nature will choke you!"