Character: Eddie

- Judging by its size, you can fit a whole kilogram there.

- I know a lot of assholes, but I have never seen such *** stupid as these two.

- I am not responsible for my smiles.

People who say they never betray their feelings are the most ordinary hypocrites.

Oh, be afraid of the old women - you have no idea how they suck on someone else's life.

- You ignored my plan was improvising too much, decided that they themselves can control.
Mr. Davenport, you risk your life every time. And you just know that record, all our failures.
- I don't always do what "write failures".
- He speaks the truth. He has short breaks thekvondo..
Is not just interruption. And respiratory exercises.
Whatever they are, keep your upper blow away from me.

Eddie, so are you married?
Yeah, what the hell is so funny moron?
- The woman, or what?
- Fuck you, bro.
- Fuck you!

- I almost went to law College..
- Quiet! I hear something...
Yes... How is my life.

- Chuck Barry, Chuck Barry, Chuck Barry... He was in prison for robbery. He has changed, changed.
Barry White. He stole three tyres of Caddilacs. Can you picture big Barry white stealing three tires? He has changed.
You said that people are not able to change. And here can!
- Eddie...
What?
- Are you crazy?

- Not!
"Why not?"
- Because!
Louis, look me in the eye and give me one good reason...
- No!
- You see, they are not!
- No! I'm not going to play along!
What do you mean?
- I... fuck you, buddy! I have reason to live and I worked hard to learn! Just so I'll not give up! If you want drink some water and go to bed and Wake up in the morning and try your fortune like everyone else!
- Tough love! I understand.
- Yes, no mercy! Only cruelty! Without apathy, Eddie! I want to die because your life is bad? Not your life is life at all! Life is more you, if you can imagine it! You don't own it! You take part in it and watch it!

- You know what it is?
Uh, that's a bucket.
You know why I have this bucket?
- Because the roof leaks.
- No, that's bucket to the roof. And this bucket belonged to my father. Every day, for thirty years he worked his tail and washed my car to buy this theater. Every day, Eddie, for me.
- Wow, cool you were man.

- Worried?
Are you kidding me? Ahahaha! I'm just terrified!

Is your grandmother still alive?
- Oh, Yes!
Wow, she's rich, right?
- Another would be. But better stay away from her. Br-R-R, she's a sheep.

- Can we go somewhere else?
- You don't want to eat?
- Yes, but here the prices are crazy.
Yeah, I know, so I brought sandwiches.
- Uh... not with your food...