TV series: Welcome to the nuthouse (Takin' Over the Asylum). Page 2

- You'll be proud of me because I decided that my future, my life will be in this! [puts on headphones]
Are you going to become a pilot?
- No! A disc jockey on the radio! The necessary experience can I get here in the hospital!
- We're back to the same.
- What?
- Six months ago, you wanted to be a pop star!
- Is another. I can't sing...
Two years ago you wanted to be a jockey at the races!
- I'm afraid of horses...
- Before that you wanted to be an actor!
I can't remember the lyrics! But this is different, I can do it!

- What are you Smoking?
- I gave up - need to rest my voice! And God strike me dead if I'm at least a passive smoker!
- Everybody smokes in here.
- Then I'll stop breathing!

- I want my cocoa?
- You don't want?
- No, I can't stand him, but try to be sociable.

- Are you sure you're not manic?
- I'm inspired, Eddie.
- What's the difference?
- The inspiration is when you think you can do anything. Manic is when you know it.

- So, you did something wrong! After all, you yourself went to meet them. One thing is for sure: we need to get them to come to you! What is it called...
Kidnapping, Campbell. And it is illegal.
- No! Market strategy!

With your experience and my insanity, how can we lose!

- Are you okay?
- Of course, it's not okay, I'm crazy!
- Then I will too.
Yeah, but you're out there and I'm here [in the asylum].

- I would have brought you tea, but we don't trust the dummies.
- Yes, because you can get burned!
- Or wear them on my head. In any case, it requires medical intervention.

- Why did you do it?!
What? I just stubbed out the cigarette.
- In hand!
- Couldn't find the ashtray.