Character: Andrei Kislyak



- Well, Nazar, didn't I read any old anecdotes?
- No, they're all unfunny.
- Well, let's not be funny, let's not snost together.
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- And Sour where?
- Sour here. Sour sweet wanted.
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Mom says that there were gypsies in my family, but dad denies this information.
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- Give me five minutes.
- Well, I'm listening.
- And tell me... You can live without hockey?
- Why this question?
- Simple answer: Yes or no?
No, you can't.
- That I can't.
- Andrew...
- Please don't interrupt. I nichrome not seen you know what image I kept before my eyes was? This here box. Neither mom nor dad, nor his wife, but the dilapidated side. Me every night ice dream. I woke up, opened my eyes and there is nothing. Emptiness. And then I said to myself that I would return.
- Andrey, why tell me now?
- I want to play, Sergei Petrovich, not to crawl on the ice like a retiree. You think that by refusing me health save?
- Yes, I think so.
- Well, I'm a lawyer. Grow a beer belly, this ass weaning. Is that I health add?
- Why just a beer belly?
- Because I'll hate my job. Have you ever engaged in unloved business? No. Because hockey is your life. You even dead on the ice crawl.
- Andrew, I, too, was injured.
- I honestly feel sorry for you, really. But my hands and legs intact. You see I'm in good shape. Please... Give me a chance. I beg you. Please.
5 Season
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- Go to the buffet.
What was it like?
- And there is wi-fi the fresh, just brought.
2 Season
№ 334449   Added MegaMozg 21-07-2018 / 04:03
Fresh air is good, especially if you have someone to breathe.
2 Season 13 Series
№ 334440   Added MegaMozg 21-07-2018 / 03:16
- Look, Bakin, not only your relatives want to see the game!
- Well, Yes, there is still your family.
What?!
- Saying thank you to the guide for the care!
2 Season
№ 333775   Added MegaMozg 16-07-2018 / 22:12
Acid, get off him!
What order, or what?
- Please.
1 Season
№ 250570   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:52
Three times wore one when Meryl, what are you doing?
1 Season
№ 250569   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:52
Acid, fuck you!
- You go, and I'll go.
1 Season
№ 250566   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:52
- So, girls, where's your dad?
- Dad's here, honey.
1 Season 4 Series
№ 249030   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:54
- Th you kidding me?
- When I see you on the ice, I che not really want to laugh.
1 Season 4 Series
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- What show?
- Cartoons about bears.
- Well, Kislyak, you very aptly... It was the cartoons, because hockey is actually a little similar.
1 Season
№ 249028   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:54
Well, what is man? This Is Edik.
1 Season 2 Series
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