TV series: Junior



A company is a company, but hockey is on schedule.
№ 448606   Added Viker 09-01-2023 / 10:27
Life is generally a very short thing, if a person is dear to you, you have to grab it with both hands and hold it tightly, otherwise tomorrow you will turn around and there is no one.
№ 419379   Added MegaMozg 20-05-2021 / 12:03
We're all joking here today, but I'm sure there are a lot of people at this table who envy you... In a good way. Because to find a person with whom you want to live a lifetime is a real happiness. Don't lose each other. Never.
Quote Explanation: Celebration of the wedding of Misha Ponomarev and Alina Morozova
№ 412975   Added MegaMozg 04-02-2021 / 09:18
- Well, Nazar, didn't I read any old anecdotes?
- No, they're all unfunny.
- Well, let's not be funny, let's not snost together.
№ 412960   Added MegaMozg 04-02-2021 / 08:39
- Stepan Arkadyevich, you are not running anywhere?
- I, Sergey Petrovich, now only say that I run, but in fact - just move.
№ 412951   Added MegaMozg 04-02-2021 / 08:12
- What, guys, normal drove - Yuri Mikhailovich Poltergeist.
№ 412057   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2021 / 21:51
- Well, what's up with the Bears?
- Done.
- Is it still 3:1?
- Nope... 1-3, they played at home.
№ 411795   Added MegaMozg 20-01-2021 / 14:48
- But this is already superfluous. For me, you are now either a son or a maggot.
№ 411705   Added MegaMozg 20-01-2021 / 10:15
- And Sour where?
- Sour here. Sour sweet wanted.
№ 411692   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2021 / 00:24
Mom says that there were gypsies in my family, but dad denies this information.
№ 411680   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2021 / 17:39
- What are you telling me all the time?
- Yes, because if you poke at you - you will burst, and then I will not wash forever!
№ 411140   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2021 / 19:09
I don't need hot water today, I need boiling water today!
№ 411139   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2021 / 19:06
- We will fight today.
- And we play hockey.
№ 411138   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2021 / 19:03
Milk, of course, is a terrible thing - you can drown in it, or you can, if you dabble, make butter.
№ 411136   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2021 / 18:57
- Give me five minutes.
- Well, I'm listening.
- And tell me... You can live without hockey?
- Why this question?
- Simple answer: Yes or no?
No, you can't.
- That I can't.
- Andrew...
- Please don't interrupt. I nichrome not seen you know what image I kept before my eyes was? This here box. Neither mom nor dad, nor his wife, but the dilapidated side. Me every night ice dream. I woke up, opened my eyes and there is nothing. Emptiness. And then I said to myself that I would return.
- Andrey, why tell me now?
- I want to play, Sergei Petrovich, not to crawl on the ice like a retiree. You think that by refusing me health save?
- Yes, I think so.
- Well, I'm a lawyer. Grow a beer belly, this ass weaning. Is that I health add?
- Why just a beer belly?
- Because I'll hate my job. Have you ever engaged in unloved business? No. Because hockey is your life. You even dead on the ice crawl.
- Andrew, I, too, was injured.
- I honestly feel sorry for you, really. But my hands and legs intact. You see I'm in good shape. Please... Give me a chance. I beg you. Please.
5 Season
№ 367747   Added MegaMozg 25-04-2019 / 14:18