Character: Kevin Kevin

So where does fate? On the fate of complaining cowards that are not willing to take.

We both know we get on each other's nerves...
- You get on my nerves don't act, Professor.
- Okay, let me rephrase. We both know that you are getting on my nerves.

- I wanted to know about laboratory.. 7:30 in the morning? Are you crazy? How much do I have to get out of the house? At 6:50? It's still dark!
- Yes, but at 9 the next lesson. So you have to be here at 7:30.
- Professor, I have another idea.
- Obviously, there are no other lessons?..
- What if I speak to an instructor 9-hour lab? We make it 9:30 and start at 8. Everyone will be happy!
- Why getting up early is a problem? You do not accidentally from relocation of witnesses?
- No, I'm not the average student. I'm 26. I dropped out of College freshman year, to gain experience from life. Received. And now I'm back!
Ha ha. And the first thing you learn is to get up early.
Okay. Well. You are the boss... And you who's the boss?

- Professor, I have to say, great lesson!
Thank you, I'll be here all semester.

- Hi, Jessica. Hi, Max. Waiting for the first day of school look?
I'm begging you, dad. Summer vacation is not over for another 20 minutes!

This is all for us?
But soon friends will come. Try not to spoil the silver... and no dirty dishes with lipstick. What are you wearing so much makeup, Ashley?
- I thought I'd add a blush on the first day of school.
- You are so added that can last for the entire academic year.

- In my day there was such a thing as respect.
- Well, we really need to hear about it, or is it like personal advice?

This week was the Golf tournament and to our hotel from all over the world gathered famous sportsmen with their dogs, goldfish, wives and other Pets.

- How did you do that?
- Danged if I know!