Character: Ben. Page 1



- How are you doing, q? he asked.
You know, here we ride, throwing around town a dead fish, smashing Windows, photographing naked boys, burst into the business skyscraper at fifteen minutes past three in the morning and all that.
- Normally, - I replied.
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- Blurring of vision - this is not good.
- No. Ants stole it lenses.
- What kind of ants?
- I forgot to ask, will ask next time.
- Blurred vision, that can't be good.
- No. Ants carried away her contacts.
- What kind of ants were they?
- I forgot to ask them, but I will next time.
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You know what would look good on your nose? Stand!
Quote Explanation: Ben Quohog enough for a nose ring and presses it against the bar.
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- You're too young to tell me...
- I rolled the.
№ 284288   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:12
Corley Motors. I was going to come here all these years. This is really a religious pilgrimage for me. A religious pilgrimage with a lot of butt-kicking.
№ 284286   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:11
When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. Nothing can stop me... But they are trying.
№ 284284   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:10
I... uh... have corrected your door. She did not open up.
Quote Explanation: Ben, knocking your foot in the door, says to the owner of the bar.
№ 284282   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:10
Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Maureen. It's the last thing I felt before I lost consciousness. The heavy smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. So. Without the pitfalls. I should've known then that just nothing happens. Yes, when I think of Maureen I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble.
№ 284280   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:10
- Let me show you how it's done.
Only if you shut up!
Quote Explanation: Ben wants to play with a knife, but the knife owner agrees to give only one arrow.
№ 284278   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:10
- How do you do it?
- I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
4 Season 17 Series
№ 275399   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:28
- All power to the people.
Shame on the freaks.
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I want to love like in fairy tales, songs and ballads. Love that strikes like a bolt of lightning. And I'm sorry that I have made only the fact that you think I'm pribabahnutye.
№ 264409   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:05
Know what a mother's love for her child? Rita describes it this way: this is when part of your body and soul walking around by itself, and all the time you miss her. If you do not know that the child begins phantom pain - heart aches, finding his piece. This is a normal human emotion, Gore. Someday you will feel it. Fathers perceive the situation differently, but also worried about their children. You will have your sons or daughters, you will learn for yourself.
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- Well, brother, again I disappoint you? Again suffer the consequences of their mistakes... - he uttered wearily Mountains.
- Your favourite rake? - smiled Ben. - You do not., and Foxtrot dance.
- It looks like... what do I do with this?
- To listen to yourself, not your doubts.
№ 260777   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:33
- Favorite saying?
- Is. "You can't go wrong if you are doing the right thing."
- Who spoke it? You?
Yes. Could. But mark TWAIN beat me to it.
№ 257374   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:31