Character: Saitama

- Well, he died on the first blow like everything else, so the fig knows him.

Who little trains - the little lives.

Yeah, yeah, baby, you're cool, let's just diaper change and sopelki will podotreme... And just do not think that all around the condom, and you're a balloon!

- What do you think I am missing?
- Huh? Forces perhaps?
- Thank you for such wise advice!

- How you achieved this? It's impossible this way!!
- But... I beat them all by moving one finger. One hundred pages of exercises, ten video lectures, and a special highlight and the secret of my strength - Emphasis on standard textbooks!
- Die bald!

- When you have registered in the roster of heroes, then put the box agreeing to the terms.
- I read at least? This is a list of rules and regulations.
Yeah, a bit poked somewhere...

I'm just a dude who plays the role of a conventional hero.

PINK ELEPHANT!
- "Audio sonic" actually.

Are you an idiot? You cannot attack an alien planet just because you're bored. So even Vader wouldn't.

- The window was open.
We're on the 22nd floor!

Teacher which artificial parts are you using?
- No!
- E? How about a leather helmet colors on your head?
It's called skin.

Sound sonic with the speed of sound? Who is it? And what a tautology in a name? All like saying "round circle".
I do not know. Came out of nowhere, declared me his rival and fled.
- If he gives you problems, I can get rid of him, master.
- You are a pain in the ass.

Do you really think that the rest of your life and will not be able to become stronger? Instead of sitting and whining, just keep moving forward. I have to go. If you do not know, today is a special day. In store a thirty percent discount on vegetables.

I never thought that being a hero can be so lonely...