Character: Leonid Korablev

I think I will "die" from your jokes?
- No, you're tenacious. After all, the worst thing is not that we will ever die, and that all of us will urinate, and you will still arrive and will write the Protocol... Brrr! Direct the creeps!

There are things done that are better not to know, to randomly torture not to extradite.

Come on, I'll take you home, yet in this city of high culture, no one thundered.

- I beg you - stand up from the table. At home you sit.
- And I, by the way, at home no table. I have a bed and a safe for a gun.
- So you're not married?
- We are a cat yet women just do not suffice.

- Who's the cat your feed, eh?
- He's like a camel - day eats, a week on the subcutaneous fat.

If we disturb a respected person, so it is necessary to tell him something interesting so he didn't sleep.

- Will among his superiors hang out for a career useful.
- For a career useful work.
- Well, you know, is a dangerous delusion.

- How you doing, Lazy?
- Retirement you want. That will deal with Maslowski and retire. Gonna get a housekeeper to come and get me the channels on the TV switched.
- Laziness, you know your retirement is not something that the TV remote from him do not buy it.