Character: Maria Shvetsova

I think I will "die" from your jokes?
- No, you're tenacious. After all, the worst thing is not that we will ever die, and that all of us will urinate, and you will still arrive and will write the Protocol... Brrr! Direct the creeps!

- I have in the past paid 5,000 won.
- Rubles?
- The police until paid in rubles.

- Will among his superiors hang out for a career useful.
- For a career useful work.
- Well, you know, is a dangerous delusion.

- How you doing, Lazy?
- Retirement you want. That will deal with Maslowski and retire. Gonna get a housekeeper to come and get me the channels on the TV switched.
- Laziness, you know your retirement is not something that the TV remote from him do not buy it.

... Then there was the usual process, which is called "raising the guilty, punish the innocent and promote the uninvolved".

Some kind of fatal regularity is that I always have on fees for exactly ten minutes more than the time that I have.

I'm beautiful, because smart.