Character: Mike Chadway

Marriage. It stands for many things: social dogma, status and sex. Without these three factors, jewelers would go broke.

Do not criticize my wisdom, just you.

- You're a wolf. You slept with those two models.
- No. Only one that knew how to read.

I met the one! He is a surgeon!
- And you know what that means?
What?
- Anyone fingers ass sticks.

- A wonderful laugh. Real?
- How to know.

We fall in love with your Tits and ass. And, if you want us to win, don't need "10 steps to success!", dispense blowjobs.

- ... you think you know what to do man what he wants... But when it comes time to act and take the plunge, guys straight into the bushes. Where are these tough, brave guys, who write so many novels? Which we constantly see in the movies? It is a fiction! On earth they are not! Men - not men! I'm telling you. They are all cowards! If there's time, for example, in the Elevator of love, promising... the guys are not up to par would be... Because, alas, all just wimps!
- Let me say something about women! Women tell us that they are victims, that we break their hearts for the sake of fun. They say that they are romantics that are waiting for a great love. Actually they have a little list: he's tall, he's handsome ... and he's a doctor?! Those who meet the requirements, may not enjoy! Women won't sleep with you, they're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of relevant indicators: the money - most importantly, the figure more than souls, manners are important principles... And the impulse, whatever it was sincere, will never replace the impressive list of important advantages!

- Put the phone down. In five seconds he'll call back.
- What are you, Nostradamus?

If you don't convince the mayor to fuck three whores and a German shepherd live - rated Khan.

Just all of them waited for the other Prince.

- You know what I like about you, Joe? I don't want to fuck you!

For thirty years I understand the following: many failed relationships teach only one thing - a good does not happen.

Don't talk about problems. Men do not listen. They do not care. If he really wants to know how you're doing, it means he has long been mentally fucked you in all positions.

Listen up, ladies! I will say this only once. And it's only three words: "WE are VERY SIMPLE!"
Not trainable. Nonsense about men are from Mars - a waste of your time and money. Want to stay single - your right! Read the trash. But if you want a relationship, then that is the only way to them - climb on the exercise equipment, lose weight! Take care of yourself and also buy sexy underwear. After all, in fact, all of us are only interested in shapes! No ONE will fall in love at first sight in your personality.